if you read blog post titles and u know what im talking about then u probably would know what i am ABOUT to talk about.
ahem. coff.
okay so yesterday was christmas woohoo and all that cheer but really, stop with the over santa-nizing. i mean how much can u convince unsuspecting young children that there really is a big jolly dude who likes red and rides in a sleigh carried by flying reindeer? whats with all the christmas shows being about santa claus and none about the true meaning? love, Jesus being born, family, anyone remember those?
anyway, my computer is killing me. i am in need of some panic! at the disco right now but theres something wrong with the speaker.
bla.
okay. anyway, on with what i came here to do. before u read i shall have a warning.
Spoiler warning! If you have not read the book Eclipse or New Moon and plan to do it without some asshole blogger spoiling it, you can refrain from reading the remainder of this post thought i think you should anyway just because im too darn cool. (thats not really a reason, is it?)
So recently, thanks to my sister and a 20 bucks kinokuniya(cant spell but pronounced that way) voucher, i acquired a rather wonderful book yesterday, Eclipse by Mrs Stephenie Meyer, a book that I have been eagerly waiting to read, but suprisingly not eager enough to actually go BUY it myself. anyway i finished today (Don't mean to brag but if you want to gasp in awe, by all means do.) and found myself pitying poor Jacob Black.
so because panic! at the disco won't be playing anytime soon, i am going to satisfy my sanity by making a list on why Bell, why EVERYONE should want Jacob more than Edward Cullen. althought none will have him cos hes mine. haha. anyway i know this list will do no difference because i know alot of teenage girls (and perhaps, disturbingly so, boys too) are already in love and believe that one day Edward will swoop in and kiss them like Mrs Meyer describes in her books. those parts i find rather disturbing, honestly, and i sometimes skip them. haha *flashes innocent smile*
anyway, let's not procrastinate no longer, (well let me actually, im the one doing the list) and so here it is:
LIST OF REASONS WHY JACOB > EDWARD aka why Jacob is better than Edward (duh) aka why Jacob rocks my freakin socks yo.
*ahem*
reasons not listed in any particular order, mind you.
#1 Jacob is warm. As we all have probably noticed, Edward = Cold. because hes a vampire and all that jazz. what good really, is snuggling up to an ice block at night? ahh, but imagine this. it's 1am, and it's freezing cold. You're in your bed, woken up by a nightmare about giant watermelons and you can't go back to sleep as an outcome. so then you roll to your right/left alittle/alot and you feel an arm around you and it feels you with warmth. then you move alittle closer and WHOOM (i couldn't think of any other sound. it doesn't really create a sound actually but this makes it climatic i think.) you feel yourself drifting off to dreamland again, smiling to yourself. and why? because nothing feels better than a cuppa hot chocolate, people!
#2 Jacob isn't as hard as rock unlike someone. I'm not gonna mention who that someone is but Jacob is far softer than Edward is. did i say his name? oh boo. anyway, why go hug a tree when you got a teddy bear? a WARM one too!
#3 Jacob can turn into a werewolf. And if you have already read Eclipse, it's described that Bella felt like he was like a dog. and what's more adorable than a dog? well some may say a puppy. but really, imagine having a boyfriend being able to turn into an innocent, playful animal, that whines and makes funny noises. well sure, you say, wait till he bites your head off. which moves on to my next point
#4 Unlike some people, Jacob has self-control. well i don't mean the whole kissing thing (refer to Eclipse). I mean like he isn't tempted to bite Bella's head off or any part of her. especially not the neck. Werewolves are the good guys! they want to protect the humans and all. while poor Edward has to keep himself in check everytime and can't.... well can't do naughty things with Bell like she wants to (tho i highly support this whole non pre marital sex thing. so score one for Edward.) Still, you don't have to keep worrying about what would happen if you were at a birthday party with a pack of werewolves and you got a papercut. they would probably just hand you a band-aid.
#5 Jacob isn't perfect. I know you're probably going like "whaaaaat?" but don't you get it? In perfection there are so many flaws. for example, Bella was rather irritated at Edward for not getting angry at her. and Edward is barely angry with Bella and even if he does get mad, he doesn't stay that way for long. because hes too perfect. I know it's not exactly good to be with a partner you're always fighting with but then being with a partner who seems okay with everything you do? it's like he doesn't even care and that's not good. but Jacob obviously cares because he gets angry and when Bella gets angry he quickly calls her up to apologize. and yknw how Bella feels somewhat inferior standing next to Edward? because hes perfectly built and bla. but Jacob isn't perfect! He's pretty darn handsome and muscular but he's not Greek godly and doesn't SHINE in the sunlight. So hes pretty normal (when hes in human form).
#6 Most of the time Jacob has his shirt off. haha. :D
#7 Jacob is a mechanic and has a car and a motorcycle. You can't really deny that this is highly attractive and really cool. And if you go, "What do you mean? A Volvo and a Porsche is waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy cooler." let me just remind you that the rather wealthy Edward merely bought those. Jacob however, repaired them.
#8 Jacob is a DIY kind of guy Like i said earlier, he actually repaired pretty bleahed up cars and made them as good as new. plus he made that pretty charm for Bella's bracelet. Unlike Edward, who gave her something passed from his mother, and though it was all jewels and stuff, still, doesn't Jacob's gift seem more heartfelt?
#9 Jacob is funny Unlike a certain Mr Cullen who enjoys keeping things to himself unless asked, Jacob says and does what he feels, not keeping to himself. Which leads to him saying rather amusing stuff. And c'mon, who can resist a funny guy?
#10 Marrying Jacob doesn't include the whole 'damming yourself for eternity' part.
While marrying someone like Edward Cullen would include having to wear a hugehuge ring with alot of diamonds on it which increase the risk of someone stealing your finger, and not to mention becoming a vampire too so that you can never grow up just like he won't, marrying Jacob doesn't really have much strings attached than if you marry a normal dude. because Jacob is a normal dude. just that he's really really strong and fast and he can transform into a wolf and is really cold and can heal, other than that he's totally normal.
#11 Jacob surrendered because he loved Bella and as a result, lost his sanity.
and this is the sweetest thing. well not the losing sanity part, that's really sad but he gave her up because he really loved her and wanted her to be happy. But then he loved her too much and that drove him mad and he became depressed so it just shows how much he loves her. and that is just so romantic in someway.
So if you're dont reading this and Jacob Black doesn't seem anymore attractive to you than before, then.... that doesn't really matter! Because he's mine and if you like him i'll just have more competitors.
but really. i think Jacob loves Bella as much as Edward does or maybe even more and so you can't say that Edward wins hands down, because Jacob Black has just as much chance as Edward Cullen does. Plus werewolves are just as cool as vampires. haha. And so the battle between the vampires and werewolves continue! anyway i still support Jacob as much as i think Edward is very sexy.
:D
I can't wait for Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun!