"I'll go up and you'll go up as well and i'll go down and you'll go down as well. It's really... I mean... I don't... It's frustrating!"-Ryland!

i could watch TAI episodes over and over and still laugh out loud. SIGH. okay today not much happened, my science teacher scolded the group of china students and made one of the girls cry. brutal. but i still respect him cause he's my teacher and he knows more about what happens in stomachs than i do.

i hate it when people change. i mean i cant stop them! but i feel like slapping their faces and saying "WAKE UP. WHY U DOING THIS, HUH?" in fairly broken english. but like that's selfish right? cos thats who they are.... and i shoulda seen that coming. so i shant say anymore. and i think i need to slap myself too,

I REALLY REALLY NEED TO STUDY. but i cant seem to! i mean NDP, PIANO, CCA? how to live like that. i really hate NDP, ruined my life. die you die. no longer will i be patriotic and be the only one in my school singing the anthem! NO MORE! all cos of stupidness which caused me to join the ndp. sure "this is a once in a lifetime chance!" well THAT'S GOOD. i'll never do it again! bleagh.

i found something interesting! THANKS SIRIN('s blog post)! http://community.livejournal.com/damnyouwentz/745038.html
brendon has no taste. but pete's jeanae is pretty and so is christine(amanda is not gonna be happy). and those pics with spencer and the gf are really gross and porn. AH WATEVER. AT LEAST NOTHING ON MICHAEL GUY CHISLETT :D

dear Padfoot,
you ugly git. how's life without me? i was thinking, why not remus&us take one more walk across the gym, down the stairs and through the corridoors taking as darn long as we want to. And everytime I think about Tonks and Lupin... I am sad. For obvious reasons. Ah, well.
From your fellow marauder,
Prongs
P.S.I can't believe Snivellus is the good guy. What about the HEAD BOY?

Never meant a word of it, never did.

TAI!

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea! viv and the twins have yet to get me SANTI (new word i have been using) but thats ok. the fact they're getting it for me is good inuf and almost here is keeping me up in the mean time.

bands like The Academy Is.... are really inspiring. their a group of normal, funny guys who write damn good songs and really make me want to be a musician. But i dont know. i mean is it worth it? plus being a musician in singapore is really hard, it'll take alot to break the barriers.

i think the guy in my drum class is funny. my drum teacher asked us what kind of music we listen to and he goes:

emo music... with screaming and everyone wants to die.

he says this SACARSTICALLY la i mean jasmin thought he was serious but he was so obviously not, i was laughing my lungs out (lmlo HAHA so cool) but no sound came out (my laugh is really not a nice one, not something to brag about)

ah well. today was quite a good day. lots of things happened wrong but then they turned out okay. anyway as u've known ive been trying to stay away from people who are BENT on trying to spoil my harry potter experience (the last book is really really important and as i am savouring each page and not a fast reader, im only half way thru) but it seems the people closest to me and who know i really dont want the book to be spoilt have SPOILED IT FOR ME and it makes me so freaking pissed. its such a petty thing but ugh. sometimes friends can be so annoying. or all the times.

im having problems. the clique im hanging out with at school is getting on my nerves. they've changed and they're not exactly giving respect to teachers (not listening during class) and its so jackassy. haha i mean. i've realised that academically, i need to buck up and i've been listening intently to wat people say but my frens jus cant seem to shut up. and when i lecture them they get irritated and it annoys me. i mean i dont blame them, PEOPLE CHANGE. and i have to stop hanging out with them i guess. but then i wont any other frens.

i really miss gg recess with sirius and lupin and trying to save the library fishes and occasionally doing lame things like bursting empty packet drinks. THOSE WERE THE TIMES, MATE. gahh. lucky hermione has a time-turner. :/

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. im getting mushy. haha here are a list of things i am feeling right now.

IRRITATING THINGS
Ndp rules the list
Friends who don't remember you
Friends who change
People who do irritating things
Saying the wrong things
Knowing im not doing what I should
Me.

THINGS THAT MAKE ME GO "WHOOO"
THE ACADEMY IS!
Music music.
God!
HARRY POTTER BOOK!
going out with viv to watch HARRY POTTER!
BENITA! haha i love u la MAKE SURE U CALL ME AND HAVE HIM TALK TO MEE.
Friends who are always there and ARE COOOL.

SO SUCK UR SO-CALLED PITY DOWN. -Checkmarks (The academy is...)
why oh why u wear sunglasses at home when the sun went down about an hour ago?

Would u believe me if i said i didn't need you cos i wouldnt believe you if you said the same to me -Skeptics and True Believers by The Academy Is

NDP is a thorn in my fat ass. i really hate it. after much consideration, i have realised the worst enemies are the ppl from my school. they are intimidating! yes they are. especially those ppl who blindly bang into me for no reason and give me evil stares.

brrr.

i have an english compo to do. and science wb. but.................. i have to go collect my specs and go for drums and then go for mass. which leaves me an hour to do my compo.

IT IS NOT MY FAULT! harry potter is too good to leave behind. right now im at chapter 17 but im taking a break (hands are stiff from holding the book up). its really really good. and i love my mummy, i came back from ndp and she had collected the book for me. then stayed up till 1am to read it then this morning i woke at 8am and immediately started reading.

anyway i hate how ppl tend to call when im the only one at home. for example, i was in the middle of HP when my grandpa called asking for my mum. a dumb girl as i am I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SPEAK IN TEOCHEW so i said "um shes not home can u call her handphone" then i said handphone in chinese and then there was silence for a really long so i hung up. then i went back to my book feeling weird and my cousin-in-law i think called and asked for my dad and i had to tell him i didnt know when my dad was coming back from work.

haha im such a horrid daughter.

ahhhhhhh watever. i gotta rush and do me homeworky. ok.

sirius black.

:D

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeee. cheong fan.

!!!!


MICHAEL GUY CHISLETT RULES

yay. i talked about him today. haha. haaaaaaaa.

thanks to amanda for making me realise guy ripley and ryland were the same person. HAHA. so funny. i can be so unobservant sometimes.

anywayyyyyyyyy. I don't get the new click 5 video. kyle is cute tho but i miss eric. ahh u bozo u. wat happened? bands are supposed to stick together. i sound to retarded talking to someone who doesnt even know i exist.

i don't like ppl who gossip. i try not to but recently i told someone how bitchy a certain girl was. I FEEL SO BAD LA. but i dont really know her that well so i shud just shut up. gossiping. who gave u the authority to say such things? and if u do, what makes u think u're right? how do you knw you're not the enemy? SO DONT GOSSIP. thats right kiddos. dont make trouble if you don't want any. and who wants enemies for friends anyway?

YA. i jus felt like saying that. i really hate it when ppl try to pretend to be someone else. then they talk about someone as if he/she is inferior to them. and im like "could you not talk about ppl here?" and they're jus like "it's not as if u dont do it." ahh well. IM TRYING. haha.

and jennifer i was right! milo isnt coming to singapore you fat ass. only 4 of them are. sigh. how sad.


i still dont get the click five video? phone endorsment? something about japan... haha. but they are good eyecandy.

but this is:










How'd guy/ryland get there? haha. JUST KDDING. here's what's REALLY eyecandy.






THATS RIGHT KIDS.

Bullet for my valentine.

OH MY!


Guess who wrote another chapter.

haha. it's super crappy. well the whole story is... so nothing new. haha. sunday's gonna be a busy day I hope.

[edit]

I WROTE ANOTHER CHAPTER! 2 CHAPTERS IN A DAY! my finger hurts.

SIRIUS BLACK! WOOSH WOOSH.

so yknw alot of pottery things been going on. harry potter comes out today and stuff. instead of rushing to watch it (oh please) i decided to increase my literary skills by going to change my specs after piano. haha no. i went to Sans Bookstore and Popular and Sans Bookstore and Popular and Sans Bookstore again. basically me and my mum were comparing prices of harrypotter books (i wanna get the full set) and we were looking at interesting books too and

I PREORDERED DEATH HALLOWS

thanks to me mummy!

and also the twins are gg to watch harry potter with their mum and dad so i guess its jus me and u viv.

damn, it'll be fun. my plan is to wake up spankin early, for for mass, go watch harry potter, go for drums, come back home and watch dodgeball on channel 5.

hopefully it'll be a funky funky day. i shall go do chapter ? of my dying story.

SIRIUS BLACK! WOOOSH.

haha.

okay. abstaining from the computer is fun. until u come online and find urself going to every blog possible. its worse when u find that a certain friend called AMANDA who shall not be named, is really upset cos someone killed some fictional character who is female and it really annoys me because she doesn't state who. BUT i wont ask her. cos she might have read the info from that hacker guy who apparantly gave out info about J.K Rowling's last book. and amanda has pretty much spoiled all the harry potter books for me (thinking about it.... *hands make throttling gesture)

speaking of harry potter.... it's exciting isnt it? movie coming out tmr. im thinkin of preordering the book. i want it to be a perfect read, not one spoiled by ppl who have read it and have a big mouth. ehh. it'll be so sad. no more harry potter books! gahh! anyway, i plan to keep myself alive by writing fan fictions. about the marauders and stuff. gosh. bring back memories dont it?

anyway, i havent been online cos last week wasnt the best week ever. the jamming thing was a failure and the teachers in my school have been scolding me for misunderstandings. BLEAGH. but im okay now. so far the week's good and stuff, my frens being highly amusing and my brain being kept sane with the Prisoner of Azkaban. i did do some really lame foolish things during fencing but watever.

AHH! i jus remembered! i forgot to take my cca shirt. woops.

and about my story.... ARGH. its dying isnt it. maybe i shud continue that chapter i havent exactly been finishing.... haha.


stupid homework.

HEHEHE.

i cut my hair ystr. thats right kids, watever hair i had left i CUT ITT well not he hairdresser did that but yea i cut it and tho it isnt exactly wat i want im happy with it.

today i was so nervous about seeing ppl i knew and how theyd react that i forget to take my art portfolio and left it in the car.

anyway my frens/aqquintesess have said that i look like a boy/have become a bung/look cool/look like cheryl teo from the back.

ahh well. haha at least i dont have to comb anymore.

and did gerard way get engaged? he better. with looks like that he'll scare all the girls away. taking some MCR tabs and stuff now. GHOST whisper later! whys no one online. and joy, u better come online and tell me wat happened.

happy weeken peepoops.

Hold your head high, heavy heart.

I make plans to break plans
And I've been planning something big
Planning something big

There are quite a number of things in this world that can make me feel inspired.
Listening to The Academy Is... is one of those things.

SO THANKS TO JAS AND AMANDA WHO BOUGHT ME ALMOST HERE.

AND KARYN AND WHOEVER SHE PLANS TO SHARE IT WITH FOR SANTI WHICH SHE WILL HOPEFULLY BUY.

yay.

today in math class, melissa did a mean thing and pulled my chair away and i landed on the floor.

AHHH. GAAH.

okay okay.

wats greater than finding out like more than one famous (and favorite) band is coming to singapore? nothing really. but wats worse? finding out that tickets are priced at 150bucks. not only that, i wont be able to GO becaaauuuuseee...

it's on national day. and as u all know that's when my big break is (im lying). plus i dont think they shud have it on national day cos TEENS LIKE ME SHUD STAY HOME AND BE PATRIOTIC. so if u cant afford the tix dont cry. u can still watch me. hahaha.

ok. so at first i was depressed but i guess im okay with it i mean.watever la. i mean if RHSB had like a demo cd i would so skip ndp and go to the concert so i can hand one of the bands our cd. BUT SADLY WE DO NOT HAVE ONE. haha. but we will. soon. maybe.

anyway back to happier(not so) things. today me viv n kelly went out.too bad karyn cudnt come it was an interesting trip.

PHOTOS AND SHOPS
we walked along orchard road taking pictures and getting lost like tourists. first we walked from plaza sing and crossed roads and stuff and i took this REALLLY nice picture of this cloud and the top of a building that said "Le Meridian" or something. its like the only nice one. then we walked to.... some place. cant rmb. we kept rejecting ppl who asked for donations cos we're kind of stingy. haha. and like we're afraid of scams and shit. so we kept stopping at malls and exploring them and we ate delifrance. then we had to cross the road to go to takashimaya and it was damn scary cos there was alot of cars. a close shave with death! when we got there walked around that book store with a really long japanese name which i keep forgetting and thinking its "koniyaku" but thats the jelly.

FUNNY FUNNY MAN
ANYWAY we were walking around and getting lost and kelly and viv said on our ride home that there was a guy following us that had spiky hair and shit. as usual i didnt notice. then theres this guy who worked at the store and he was really funny. cos we went into the store and kelly was all "AHH!" when she saw this shelf things of japanese comic and the guy had this like booth near there whr he was selling things and when kelly squealed he got a fright and started laughing and me and viv started laughing. then we walked around and looked at books. then we were back where we started and this time viv accidentally jabbed kelly in the face with her lethal elbow and kelly was making a big scene and the guy saw and he started laughing and me and viv started laughing.

LOST AND FOUND
ahh. so we walked around the book store and even asked the guy for directions. when that failed we asked a security guard. she was nice. then i attempted to take a pic of the darth vadar mask but like this woman told me cameras and phototaking werent allowed. so likke... ooops.

TOILET DOOR SCARE
then we walked summore. blablabla skip to our exploration of this other mall. like there was this cool toilet which had a door which we thot was a wall so we cudnt find the toilet until this woman came out and like the door opened. and then when we tried to go into the toilet again viv tot it was auto so she stood infront of it bloccking the janitor and NOTHING happened. then i realised there was a push button infront of me and i pushed it but at the wrong place (this sounds so wrong) and so nth happened and the janitor was super irritated and pushed in the RIGHT place (again, sounds wrong) and like the janitor rushed in and we felt so embarassed.

ELEVATOR SCARE(damn funny must read)
another embarassing moment was when viv was craving ice cream so we wanted to see if there were shop that sold any upstairs(or was it down?) but then i saw a mcdonalds and i was like "lets go there" so we were near the escalator and like kelly pushed viv out of the way and VIV GOSH KNOWS HOW SHE DID IT suddenly started MOVING away and kelly grabbed viv and i looked at them and saw viv with this shocked "OH!" expression on her face and when i looked down i realised that...

she had SAT on the escalator's railing and was moving slowly down(or was it up?) and like i quickly grabbed viv and like pulled her back then suddenly i felt a hand push me and i knew i had knocked somebody but i cudnt turn back and say sorry cos i was TOO BUSY CONCENTRATING ON HOW TO SAVE VIV. and like i think the whole world didnt notice viv had sat on the handrail thing. haha! anyway me and kell managed to get viv off and i looked around for the person i pushed and i SAW THIS WOMAN WITH HER DAUGHTER WHO GAVE ME THIS FRIGHTENED LOOK AND THE WOMAN GAVE ME THIS EVIL STARE and i think i had like almost bumped into the daughter and the woman had to push me away. so embarassing la! i felt so evil. but its all viv's fault.

MILK SHAKE (brings all the boys to the yaarrrrrd.)
then we made it to mcdonalds and kelly and viv managed to make the mcdonalds cashier woman laugh. then we took a seat (after a long time of looking for one) and sat down and i drank my milkshake and kell drank her milo and viv ate her lime icecream that looked so gross when it melted that i almost puked my milkshake out. then kell talked about school life in america, it was very fascinating!

AH BENG SCAMMERS!
then kell viv and i headed for the orchard mrt station and viv talked about dahlia's life in america n how this guy liked her and it was also very interesting. then when we were ABOUT to reach the mrt 2 AH BENGS with spiky dyed hair and long painted fingernails came up to ask asking for donations. naturally, i waited until the one that was talking to us was talking to kell and viv then iquickly took my cowardly position behind viv and jus stared at that guys fingernails. and he was asking about how we can donate like 2bucks for ex convicts and stuff. i REALLY tot viv and kell were gonna say no cos thats wat they had been doing this whole day but surprisingly kell said yes and she took out her wallet. like u cud see she wasnt sure but like she said she felt guilty. then kell asked if we cud share the 2bucks and the guy said something like "u can try not to share like jus share" WHICH DOESNT MAKE SENSE then kell took out 2 BUCKS and viv took out one dollar and i pretended to not have notes and jus poured out all the coins i had which i tot equaled to like 70 cents but apparantly it was one dollar. then after that

LADY DEAR LADY
we walked in the station and started discussing possibilities that it might be a scam. then the convo was halted for a moment when this old lady further up infront of us fell off the escalator step and it was like "WHOA" but she looked okay, she was pretty pissed and was like checking her leg.

ACK!
then we walked towards the platform and started talking about the scammers and kelly was really really regretting giving 2 dollars she was like "shud i go ask them back for my money"
and me and viv are like "no need la. wats done is done."

WE LEARNT STUFF
in the mrt we continued talking more about the beng and this is what we learnt from each other.
-Kelly only said yes bcos she felt guilty about rejecting ppl
-kelly wanted to share but viv and i didnt know and paid money too
-viv wanted to say no
-kelly wanted to say no
-i was thinking "NONONO!"
-a guy in white who was like 18 17 yrs old passed by kelly and whispered "say no" but she only figured out wat he said after she took out her wallet
-the bengs cud be related to the beng who was stalking us in the book store!
-me and viv think the white guy is an angel
-it's okay kelly, its jus 2 bucks. and if it wasnt a scam then we're helping right?
-viv thinks if they were scammers they would go to hell
-haha!
-i think that bengs who eat money are not good people

so there. our day. im freakin tired. im calling everyone to tell them about the academy is. haha not everyone la. like 3 ppl. and i think i freaked benita out when i smsed saying weird things. hahaha. OKAY.

I LOVE MICHEAL GUY CHISLETT.

HAIKU FOR ME AND YOU

Here's a haiku yes
on my birthday, got a cam
and Falloutboy's vid


:D

haiku master i am not.

Thurday already? ah shucks.

Hey hey we're not far from home.
I'm missing you to death, missing you to death yeaeyeah.
-The Academy Is... -Almost Here

i love love TAI. i cant help but be jealous, i mean ALL their songs are catchy. all that i've heard anyway. i've been listening to 4 songs by The Used, they're good too.


I would like Almost Here by The Academy Is... and also Santi by The Academy Is...

did i tell u my birthday's coming up?

*hint hint*

haha. anyway dont rush out and buy it for me, cos i might end up with more than one copy if u do. yknw the whole miscommunication thing? yea. haha.

i think im gonna write chap watever number. cos its like a dead seaweed. the story i mean.

i watched the final episode of SYTYCD2 just now. again, for the 2nd time. i actually have changed my mind, i think travis shuda won. well even if he didnt, i still wish to see him dance contemporary more. man. i love it when he does. its like WHOA. the best thing ever. when he gets all emotional about it i start tearing. and i liked how he dances hiphop in light blue shirt. so cute. i esp liked it when allison was kicked off and she danced around travis. it was so.... SO....... i cant explain. it was soo cool. but i actually missed it this time round, encore was on monday and i was at jenn's house.



Bittersweet.

QUIZQUIZUIQUIZ!

OKAY! got quizzes from fren's blogs. first is joey's blog. i actually did this before but since she wants me to do it i shall.

Rules of game:
1)Each player of this game starts off with 10 weird things or habits or little known facts about yourself.
2)People who got tagged must write it in their own blog and state this rule clearly.
3)At the end of the game, list down 6 people to be tagged and NO TAGBACKS!

1] I think cloud patterns are cool.
2] I think my ears are smelly.
3] I think God put me here for a purpose but im not doing a very good job.
4] I get pissed at everyone including me sometimes.
5] I don't like cramps! AHH!
6] I'm not mushy. IM NOT!
7] I like cool things.
8] I think im being watched. haha. NO LA.
9] Im out of things to write.
10] I really am.

ANOTHER ONE FROM CLEO CHEW'S BLOG! i havent talked to her in a long time. shes all holy now and she didnt put a tagboard so i cant contact her. and shes doing mission work in some country and wont be in singapore for my birthday. haha. but i wished she had taken me along. i really need to do something nice.

1. YOUR REAL NAME- Bernadette

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first threeletters of your name, plus izzle)- Berizzle (haha. sounds bear like.)

3. YOUR "FLY Guy/Girl" NAME: (first initial of first name, first three of your last)- Blow (HAHAHHA.)

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal)- Blackdolphin (ok so i dont really have a fav colour/animal...)

5.YOUR DRUNK NAME.(FIRST 3 LETTERS OFYOUR FIRST NAME,then slam your hand on the keyboard.)- Berbfvyi (OW!)

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3letters of your last name, first 2letters of your first name, first 3letters of mom's name)- Lowberjea (HAHA IT REALLY SOUNDS STARWARSISH)

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (favorite color,favorite drink)- Whitesprite (once again, i have no fav drink/colour)

8. IRAQI NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your lastname, any letter of your middle name,3rd letter of your moms maidenname,letter of a siblings first name,last letter of your moms middle name)- Ewaube (haha. cool)

9. ACT CUTE NAME : ( write your fav animal and erase the last letter of it and plus a yoki behind )- Doyoki (haha!)

10.SMELLY NAME : ( write ur fav colour and plus a TOIL infront of it. )- toilblue (haha. why isit smelly?)

OK. done!
bleagh i got lotsa homework to do. but im gonna watch Ocean's Thirteen later! YAY.

photoshop photoshop ahhh.

HELLO. it's a tueday and im having bad cramps.

but yknw wats worse? jenn lent me her Photoshop installation CD ystr (thanks jenn!) and im installing it now and i clicked on "install adobe reader" but that didnt work cos apparantly i alr have it and its a better version. so i browse the cd and find the software Photoshop and install THAT only so now i dunno if it might have problems. and also this window popped up saying it was installing dunno wat windows unit 9 thing and i dunno if it belongs to the photoshop thing.

installing things creep me out.

anyway its done installing i have to restart to see if it works. i'll restart it later, blog first. haha.

THE VISIT
so yesterday me, isis, amanda and joy were supposed to go to jenn's house and celebrate her birthday but amanda cudnt go cos her great grandfather passed away (she was on page six of the Straits Times 10th of June issue. jas told me) and so she cudnt come. so isis and joy and jenn were partying and watching that korean movie about the 200pounds woman who liked this guy and thens he became slimmer blablabla while i was at home showering and recovering from fencing practise. haha i was supposed to be there at 2pm but my dad was eating so i didnt wanna bug him and told him that i cud go anytime. and my DAD IS nice, he sent me to jenn's house and then i got lost. haha. i went to the 14th storey and walked the wrong way at the corridoor there and i was jus standing there and i called joy and while her fone was ringing this lady looked at me weirdly and asked if i was looking for someone and i said "no, wait." quietly then she went away. phew. so then joy asked where i was and i said outside the door n she said no u're not there so i knew i was at the wrong door so i walked the other way and i found the door and joy had trouble opening it until isis came and saved the day.

THE MOVIE AND PIZZA
so i went in and watched Yours, Mine and Ours which is funny but i think the Lau guy isnt as good as the boy from Ugly Betty. they were eating Pizza Hut but i alr ate so i didnt eat and i refused to pay and jenn refused to let me drink abit of pepsi but in the end she did and i was like "yay".

THE LOVERS
then we went into the room and called Botanic Gardens and the guy that joy loved was working so he was like "hello botanic gardens, may i help u" and we were all silent and he was like "hello? hello?" then we started laughing into the fone and jenn hung up. then the second time, jenn n isis called him again and started laughing again and isis asked if he was a stinky chicken and i felt so bad for him i went up to the fone and said "Hi, this is joy" cos he knows joy so hearing a familiar name wouldnt freak him out so much. then i ran out of the room cos joy was about to kill me. then jenn hung up. then joy called him on her cellphone and apologized, saying that her frens were crazy. then he asked her to call him back later after work and she started flying high. thanks to us. haha.

THE CANDLES
Then we attempted to watch Chicago but then we decided to eat cake and this was the funny part. firstly i tried being cool with the lighter but i only managed to light it once and that was when joy HAD to turn around so i had to put the flame out.

THE KITCHEN
then joy and her oh great matched lit the cake but the living room was very bright and we were like "lets go to the toilet" but then we decided to go to the kitchen so me and joy stood in the middle of the kitchen holding the cake in the air. then me and isis and joy started singing the birthday song but it was so crappy and jenn wasnt satisfied and isis talked alot and one of the candles blew out so she had to go to the dining area and take the extra candle to light the candle she blew out.

THE CRAPPINESS
so this time we tried singing by each saying one word but that was crappy too and joy talked and SHE blew out one candle and isis had to light it again. then jenn ran out too to get the knife and me and joy were left standing, holding the cake. and we had a little conversation.

Joy: hahahahahha
bernie: hahahahahah
joy: ....
bernie: .....
joy: hahahahahha!
bernie: hahahahah!
joy: haha this is the giggling cake!

THE CUTTING CAKENESS!
or she said something like that. i know we were laughing and then we paused for a second then we started laughing again at the same time. then finally me and isis and joy managed to sing the birthday song and jenn was SMILING so then it was all good and jenn cut the cake and the nuts were dropping so we went back to the living room and cut the cake and then joy called the guy and he said he was driving and i was like "WAIT how old is he" and i tot he was 18 but hes 23 and thats far too old for joy.

CHICAGO
then we ate while watching Chicago which is a really nice movie and joy had to go halfway thru the movie cos she had to get home by 6pm and it was jus me isis and jenn. and when the movie was ending her parents came back home then when the movie ended we went into this stuffy room where isis uploaded songs and videos into her beloved video ipod and jenn made me and isis watch this korean music video about love and stuff and it was sweet and stuff but i cant be bothered to cry and go "OMG" and have spasms like isis did. and then i went downstairs to wait for my dad and then we went home.

THE END.
thanks jenn, for having me over! and u better thank me for clearing the stinkin bowl of soup/curry.

AND THEN WHEN I GOT HOME I OPENED THE MAROON 5 ALBUM WHICH JENNIFER LENT ME AND GUESS WAT?

no cd.

and CIP is killing me also.

anyway thanks for reading this post of long sentences. haha. have a nice tuesday.

NOOOOOO!

I. MISSED. THAT. 70S. SHOW.

i looked down to see the time remembering that i HAVE to watch it at 4pm and GUESS WAT TIME IT WAS.


4.30PM!! AHHH! im pissed. sort of. AHHH! I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED IT.

i have to wait til NEXT week to get a good laugh. plus i think my mum's fren took the Music & Lyrics DVD so i cant watch it.

AHHH!

and the CIP script is KEEELING ME.

"Are you insane? No one grows up in Florida! Unless you're an orange."

Before i go into heavy elaboration on the physical hell I have gone through this week and all the great movies that have kept me alive, i would like to reply to the tags that made me smile cos they are just oh-so darn amusing.

to joy: Frankly, joy, i tink YOU'RE the idiot. and i think jennifer agrees! haha :D AND WHY IS THIS BLOGSKIN GAY IT IS NOT GAY! i am insulted.
to viv: YEA I KNOW. it totally makes me smile when i listen to it. and its like STUCK in my head! and if u can navigate my blog howd u get to my tagboard?
to karyn: no probo, u guys were fun to have over :) and i dunno wat a mood ring looks like! haha show meeeeee. and i cudnt update cos i was dying in bed and the thought of sitting up infront of the com would make me nauseous.
to pris: HAHA pris is LAME.
to cleo: YES CLEO I KNEW! IM NOT THAT DUMB! haaaaah.
to jenn: haha i know there are coms in korea la! and i didnt know they were a christian rock band cos as i said in my blog post (which u OBVIOUSLY DIDNT READ coff coff!) i only heard THREE of their songs and they arent about God. at least i think so. haha

right. so about my sickness? just a summary:

monday: woke up. sore throat. but the twins and viv came over and we watched 2 movies. dodgeball was a HOOT i tell ya. ben stiller is a very good actor. thanks karyn, kelly and viv for coming over! we shud do it again and watch Music & Lyrics cos its VERY good.
tuesday: sickest day. i waited an eternity for the doctor. doctor angela lim. she's very nice mind u, she can remember me. said that if my fever wasnt gone by fri i had to do a blood test to see if i had dengue. anyway i waited so long and i tot i was gonna die. when we came back i sat myself on the floor was about to reply jasmin's why-u-never-go-for-math-olympiad sms when i jus burst out crying. and my mum came out of the kitchen and was shocked and was all "Why?" then i jus shrugged cos i didnt know why i was crying. i jus was. that was how sick i felt. my head was feverish, i had a killer sore throat. the rest of the day i took pills, slept and tried to stay alive.
wednesday: smsed ppl. found out jasmin's grandad passed away. really really sorry. also found out the twins were sick. kelly was VERY sick. and viv was NOT. haha shes such a lucky nincompoop. spent the day taking pills, sleeping and trying to survive. i watched How To Lose A Guy in 10 days. it was REALLY good. matthew macoughnay(cant spell) is hot. haha kate hudson is funny.
thurs: slept. my mum's frens came over and i jus stayed in the bedroom. took pills. watched 50 First Dates. stayed up to watch Ocean's 11. cudnt sleep the whole night.
friday: yay! today! i feel much better. im sad that i wasted my whole week. :( my bro's coming back today. and i still have alot of projects to do. jus thinking about it makes me exhausted. siiiiiiiiigh. i watched Music & Lyrics today. SO NICE. my blog title is a little quote from the show.


ANYWAY TOMORROW IS SATURDAY AND THERES NDP FROM 2.30 TO 9.30 THATS LIKE 6 HOURS AND I REALLY AM NOT USING CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE IM EXCITING. i really dont wanna go. i still have a cough! haha.

but i'll be responsible and go. yipee me.

Let's all get emotional girls to all wear mood rings.

did u know Relient K was a christian rock band? haha I DIDNT. cos so far the 3 songs that i listen to by them arent about Jesus. so like. i didnt know. haha BUT I THINK ITS COOL. i like how Matt Thiessen's (lead singer) first band could be described as a grunge Nirvana cover band called Social Distortion. He was in this band until he says Jesus told him to write music for Him, and he became a part of making Christian music instead. Thiessen said of the song "Wake Up Call," "At one point in my life, I was about 15 years old, God started, really tugging on my heartstrings... I was in a band at the time. It was actually a Nirvana, Filter, Marilyn Manson cover band. It was pretty funny. We called ourselves 'Social Distortion'... Jesus just gave me that wake up call, and said, 'Start writing music for me.' And so, I did... If you're on your butt, get off it. Start living for Jesus."

info from WIKI.org btw. haha. it'll be cool if Jesus called me one day. maybe he alr has jus that i've been completely oblivious to it. HMM. haha. anyway relient K is good. i like the song Mood Rings, its so cute! haha. i sent to kelly and she agrees that it's cute.

i've decided to borrow The Academy Is... CDS from amanda cos i dun really wanna spend money anymore. i shall SAVE SAVE SAVE. and one day... i dunno. i still owe ppl presents. bla.

kelly, karyn, viv are coming over later to watch movies. funny thing is, i was gonna warn them that i have a sore throat and then i found out kelly and viv are in the same situation.

cool right? didnt go for fencing cos i gt sore throat and body ache. bleagh. brigid didnt go cos i jus told her there was traning today. haha i cant believe she didnt know! so funny.

yea. so its a monday and my mum is nagging. "dont make plans on days that im mopping!" gahh.

VIVO CITY IS FAR TOO LARGE FOR ME.

hello!!!

yesterday was FRIDAY. and it was really weird.

first thing's first, went for PTM.
P.T.M: PARENT TEACHER MEETING. aka time for teacher, mom and child to sit in intense silence and say weird things.

me and my mum went early with the theory of go early and leave early. BUT NOOO. ms chia HAD to come only at 2.40pm. me and mom waited for like 20mins and we talked about olden days and stuff. then when it was time ms chia handed the report book and tests papers to my mum. then we kind of sat in silence. then my mum and my form teacher started contemplating on why i got so low for english (b4 people, mourn for me) and yet did quite well for lit. then my mum was going on about how i was straightlaced and would only read one type of book and if she tried to make me read like serious non-fiction books i would reject. then half way thru their oh-so-interesting (sacarsm people, sacarsm) conversation, i noticed something VERY COOL but tiny on my report slip.

Class position: 2

"OMG MUMMY! I GOT 2ND IN CLASS"

okay. i totally regret rudely interrupting the convo but i was AWESTRUCKED okay. haha. and then ms chia was all staring at me weirdly. but watever. then it got more awkward when my sis called and i answered and she got locked out of the house. SIGH. my sis hor.. haha. then i had to ask my mum where the spare key was. it was really weird. then i went out to tell my sis where it was then as i was about to go back into the class my mum came out.

PTM WAS OVER!

yay.

then i went down to the basement to CHANGE INTO NICE CIVILIAN CLOTHES.
and my and my mum headed to VIVO CITY!

whoo. vivo is really big. we went there and watched Pirates of the Carrbean at World's End which so FREAKINGLY ROCKS MY SOCKS EVEN THOUGH I WORE NONE.

it was GOOD. very good. then as we were heading back to the mrt station we decided to go try out the Vinco doughnuts cos there had been a long queue ever since we came (not the same ppl la mind u) so my mum queued up while i called jennifer but she wouldnt answer.
then all the doughnuts with the "okay" sign which supposedly meant it was recommended was sold out so we had to like buy others. the Sky Berry one is NICE. its all sweet. i tried it for breakfast this morning.

Anyway, back to yesterday, me and mum took mrt to compass and walked to the carpark where she had parked her car. As me and my mum were in the lift to go to this carpark, a guy came in with this woman and he saw my mum carrying the doughnuts and was like "Y'knw theres this doughnut shop in City Hall, i think all the people there are very free."

like WAH LAU. i felt like gg "AHEM!" i mean, there he is making a comment like that and my mum is there carrying a doughnut box. then when we were in the car my mum was gg on about how he was rude. haha he's such an asshole.

so yesterday was fun time with my mum. the movie was great. jennifer has left for koh-ree-ere. tomorrow i have drums. i have to make a timetable for june so i can see when are my free dates. I NEED TO TOUCH MY HOMEWORK!!

ya. and im making blogskin. check it out soon.

I can't think of a blog title. hmm howabout: FRIDAY!

A serious conversation between me and Sharmini on human rights and deforestation. Okay not really.
"Hey Bernadette, you got sweet?"
"Nope. But I can ask from Darrylin I gave her one whole tube of Fox sweet."
"ACK! I don't like."
"Okay. Then tomorrow I bring Wolf for you, okay?"

I'm finally listening to 30 Seconds to Mars. Nice nice. Listening to Attack gives me the chills and the image of a person playing the guitar really coolly.

Did you here about the drummer guy from the band The Suns? They're a local band i think. anyway the drummer guy died in his sleep and he was only 20 something! so sad. and the lead singer from Ronin was almost crying when he talked about the guy. so very very sad. i think we shud all live like its our last day cos we dunno if it is and stuff. ya.

haha tuesdays with morrie is a good book. it teaches u how to LIVE UR LIFE. but im not doing very well in following. these few days im getting more rude, more offensive, im saying things i dont mean to say and im annoying everyone including myself. i wish i cud change but the problem is, I CANT. well ok i can but its like hard yknw? BUT I SHALL TRY.

*cue applause*


my ear is itchy. haha. I HAVE TO GO FOR PTM LATERRR. i hope ms chia (or mrs chua as she is supposed to be called. but ms chia is MUCH nicer) doesnt say anything mean about me to my mom!! and i hope if she does, she doesnt take too long. cos me and my mum gotta rush to vivo and watch

*drum roll*

PIRATES! OF! THE! CARRIBEAN!

Life! gave it 2 out of three stars while the Today newspaper gave it 3(or was it 4?). But whatever the critics say, im gonna watch it. yes becos i already booked the tix so i cant like go back but ALSO because pirates of the carribean is like one of the good blockbusters u cant miss.

like spiderman3 yknw? jus that spiderman3 was given better ratings. haha.

shrek 3 coming out soon. on the 31st to be exact. and i need to do a june holiday timetable and sort of my priorities.

I CANT WAIT FOR STARKSY AND HUTCH!

i'm not crying, im not a cryer, i...i work out.
- Ben Stiller in Starksy and Hutch (or at least thats what i think he says haha.)

Cant wait for monday too. i need to call jenn today. wish her goodbye, shes going to korea til june 9th. then on the 10th its her birthhdaaayy. we are june babies. oh yes we are. uh huh.

yeaa.

anyone going to the Jet concert? haha not me.

I'm my pain in the ass.

YOOHOOHOOOO!

haha guess wat? im sort of proud of myself for my results. i mean. im not gonna brag but no one seems proud of me so im jus gonna give myself a pat on the back.

*pat pat* it's kind of hard. i mean my back is hard. cos im wearing my brace. haha. IBET U DIDNT KNOW THAT. i found out that if i DONT wear my brace for many many weeks my back bone becomes all curved and it hurts abitty witty when i sit. so im WEARING IT.

so other then that i went to drum lesson on sunday in hope of getting Santi and Almost Here but apprantly both MJ and Sembawang have NEVER heard of The Academy Is...

ARGH. shudve bought it that day. but it was in such a crappy condition. ah well. shall buy it when i go to HMV (i dunno WHEN i'll do that) or when i go watch Pirates on fri. but i DID buy A Beautiful Lie (30 Seconds to Mars)

havent listened to it yet tho. THE LETO BROTHERS ARE COOL. so is that watcher and tomo guys. haha IM NOT A VERY GOOD FAN. i dun produce inuf wind. HAHA. GET IT? HAHAHA. ok nvm.

so wat else? umum. oh yes. the experience of booking movie tickets online is a scary one. scaryy.

the twins and viv are coming over on monday! 4 hours of ben stiller! WHOO.

yea. and we're gonna learn Famous Last Words this coming sunday for drums. cant wait.

I CANT BELIEVE IT'S STILL MONDAY.

GAAHH!